Don’t even think about it.

If you had the Bollocks to steal Michael Collins’s bike  the chances are the boys from the original IRA would have found you and used a bolt cutters to get information you had on them Brits and help them with the ongoing struggle..even though they [ afore said mentioned Bolt Cutters ] weren’t invented yet as they didn’t have Kryptonite locks in 1922, they the volunteers needless to say would have turned ‘you’ the robbin’ Bastard that you are into a statistic in the war of attrition against the G-men and Black n’ Tans respectively…don’t say we didn’t warn you, also Don’t be goin around and robbin’ bikes not belong to you..Yeez Thicks, don’t you know there’s a war on.

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